Part 2 – An Exclusive Interview With President Isaias Afwerki /OMN/

There you have it. The entire history of our glorious people is nothing but a distortion. It is twisted and distorted beyond repair for us, the children of those legendary people who never submitted to outside enemy forces. Now according to Al-Toweel Isaias he is the only witchdoctor who holds the trick to jolt us out of this curse. So he is speaking!!! Quiet, my countrymen!! Al-Toweel Speaks!!! For distortions sake he finds himself beholding to us all!!! So We should Listen!!! We the people of that country of the proud people should take stock in the fact that our history, every bit of it is distorted. We are distorted as people. Oromos are distorted!!! Amharas are distorted!!! Tigrayans are distorted!!! The Afars, Somalis, Sidamo’s, Gambellas, certain people he called ‘Shankilas’ and everyone in that old country is distorted species of some sorts. He and he alone with 190+ IQ is the only one who holds the remedy. For this and this qualification alone, he has been given the sole historical responsibility of lighting fire among us so we can un-distort ourselves out of this predicament. According to his witchcraft cookbook, we are evil creatures and must kill each other to oblivion. To this end, he has been handing out instruments of destruction like candies to those who shed away their Almighty given self-respect. He has surrounded himself with lost souls in bodies of G7, OLF, ONLF and many others they don’t even know the names he gave them. We heard him saying that he has been dispensing tools of death and destruction since the days of EPRP, MEISON, TPLF, OLF on and on. And those two journalist wannabes were sitting there and taking it all in. What a shame!!! What a shame!!! One thing he was very, very honest is the story he told us how the late PM decided to build a dam on the Blue Nile. Isaias had revealed to his masters in Cairo that Ethiopia is going to start constructing a dam just as a revenge to Arabs. What a down dirty snitch!!! The issue of building a dam on the Nile is not new. Meles was not the first one to think about it. The late Emperor was the one who ordered the survey to see the feasibility and cost about it way back in the 1960’s. Nasser had the wind of it and there was a huge hoopla there. One of my classmates there used to drive me nuts about it. What a despicable creature this Al-Toweel is. It is beyond shameful. It is disgusting.